dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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