So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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