Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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