can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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