party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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