On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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