I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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