i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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