idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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