Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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