she was so not down for the gang bang
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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