Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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