return my video game
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
