The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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