...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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