Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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