Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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