My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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