every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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