Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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