Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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