So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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