I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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