too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
