If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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