I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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