If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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