I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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