mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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