my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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