Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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