But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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