The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize