do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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