So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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