Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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