I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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