He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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