Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
