first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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