I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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