She's JV to your varsity
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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