I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I would ride that face into the sunset
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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