do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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