READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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