To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
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Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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