i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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