I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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