ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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