Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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