You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"