I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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