i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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