So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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