nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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