he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just want nice things and good sex
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
