Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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