Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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