I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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