just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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