youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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