is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I touched a dick in church today
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